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Love
in her journal posted...so effin funnySoftly Tripping
Jen tripped along kindly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Free, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a dog hopping along, carrying a person in its mouth.
Jen was almost in the car when she came across a mighty cake, lying alone on a sadist plate. "That must be a treat from my lovable bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked beautiful, so she ate it.
It gave her the most kind tingling sensation in her eyes. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Free.
When Free came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Jen cried hardly.
"Your legs! And your nose!" Free said. "They're generous! Can't you feel it?"
Jen felt her legs and her nose. They were indeed quite generous. "Oh, no!" Jen said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that mighty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Free said. "I got you a llama. It must have been that smelly man who lives nearby. He acts a little sadly, ever since he slapped a dog."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Jen sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Free said briefly, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your legs is really cute like that."
"Really?" Jen dried his tears. Jen kissed Free and it was an entirely vain sensation, like a butterfly fluttering its wings.
They spent the night having entirely vain sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
that was so... cool
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